K. Stone Walling;

redplebeian:

Yeah, there’s nothing foreboding about this image at all. Not one bit.

Just all the world leadership with a gathering storm conveniently behind them. There is nothing this is symbolic of, not at all.

(via politicalchristmas)

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

i read all of these in the different voices help

smoot-it-and-boot-it:

muscleluvr2:

i used to spend most of my time thinking about sex and now i spend most of it mad about capitalism

ahorsecalledhonour:

Wonderful

(via nemequittepasmesamis)

connors-nipple:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

• Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
• Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
• I screwed the barmaid.
• Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
• I screwed a lot of girls here.
• Sollemnes, you screw well!
• Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em

Phileros is a eunuch!

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces, via cutiepiedesu)

douglasiana:

After my massive room clean I hadn’t put my altar back together because it felt wrong/incomplete, and now I know why! I’d been having strong thrift store-feelings as well, and I went today and the store finally has some real wood furniture — I got a matching finished pine bookshelf and end table…

Did you go to goodwill? There was a 1946 Shakespeare anthology for $2 along with an old copy of The Iliad on Saturday night.

mentailments:

vodkacupcakes:

the fuck

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

This is super fake.

(Source: cineraria, via themunchkym)

lorettafryingpan:

untouchedordnance:

viveslavida:

elastic-bands:

I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind. 

GOd, is that you?

#i would let this person lead me into battle

(via perieratetoblitus)

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

(Source: icelikelollies, via perieratetoblitus)

deethatgurl:

thecakebar:

Cinnamon Sweet Bread! (tutorial/recipe)

Wish I had the energy to make this right now, guess I will just keep drinking instead ha

(via themunchkym)

usagov:

Image description:

From the National Archives:

Founders Online

Yesterday afternoon, the National Archives launched Founders Online—a tool for seamless searching across the Papers of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, and Alexander Hamilton. A partnership between the University of Virginia Press and the National Historical Publications and Records Commission, you can read more about this massive undertaking at Prologue: The Papers of the Founding Fathers Are Now Online

National History Day winners had the honor of making the inaugural search, reportedly using the keyword “Cheese.”

But what kind of cheese did the Founders favor?  We found at least 2 hits for “Stilton” — the “king” of cheeses.  Maybe some intrepid Tumblarians can find a more egalitarian variety within?

(via npr)

(Source: xuliangcin, via douglasiana)

kawaiicaptainanime:

preservedcucumbers:

There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.

I forgot about how good raw honey was until this moment

(via hqcreations)